1. Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
    2. Me: Someone told me to go to hell
    3. Me: Couldn't find it at first
    4. Me: But now I'm here


  2. Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
    — Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

    (via adequateantics)


  3. stand-up-comic-gifs:

    Chelsea Peretti

    (via adequateantics)


  4. lohmanstyles:

    I’ll do anything for a role with a filmmaker that I really love. I’d entertain their kids, nanny, whatever. I’d literally fight for a role. I found out that Darren was doing a movie and I just wanted to do it, regardless. I initially went up for Shem, the older brother, but then Aronofsky asked whether I’d mind going for Ham. I was like, ‘Fuck yeah, I’ll do it. Anything you want. I’ll suck your dick!’ - Logan Lerman, Teenage Kicked

    (Source: styleslermans, via clotpolearthur)



  6. cymbalknight:



    has this been done yet

    Pluto hit me right in the feels

    omG PLUTO

    (via a-geek-without-braces)



  8. urgencynetwork:

    Win a TRIP TO SPACE for going here and supporting a cause of your choice.


  9. (Source: hateplow, via gnumblr)


  10. As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my best friend. No one woman has ever said, “I am so proud of my body.” So I make sure to say it to Mia, because a positive physical outlook has to start at an early age.
    — Kate Winslet (via littlefoxpaws)

    (Source: wrists, via innerbeautifulove)


  11. shipwreckedcomedy:


    Kissing in the Rain Edgar & Annabel 

    But we loved with a love that was more than love—
    I and my Annabel Lee

    Hey, where did this come from! Cool! Gifs make us very happy.


  12. kellyisnice:


    A bit over a year ago now, I had stumbled across a blog on Tumblr called The Malice of Alice after seeing an artwork from CelticBotan one of my favourite artists and I was instantly drawn in by the stories and photography’s of Alice and her mother Kelly.  

    The young girl Alice and the story of how she was adopted touched my heart. So I continued to follow on from then to today enchanted by the stories, photography and cosplays of this very talented and lovely duo! 

    Alice is one talented, smart and brave young girl and her mother is just as talented, kind and sweet. 

    You should all really check them out. 

    These scrapbook pages were my gift to them which I created in July last year. Kit Credit: Tricia Curtis Designs, Through the Looking Glass Kit.

    Thank you so much!! They’re lovely.


  13. castiels-mind-tardis:





    If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

    Wow this gif is soda pressing.

    get out 

    (via a-geek-without-braces)